cartoonshmartoon

Cartoonshmartoon has been sold.

2011-06-26T17:40:00.000-07:00

It's been a busy, what, 3 years since this site was posted to regularly. The good news, we have over 9,000,000,000 spam emails accumulated. Enough for an award from the International Spam Retention Association. We're number 1!
The other gooder news, we found about all the spam because we recently found the password to this site again. And the goodest news, we have only lost a few readers in the past 3 years! And statistics wise we are still the most widely read free, panel cartoon site called Cartoonshmartoon in the WORLD!

Thanks to all our fine readers.

Cartoonshmartoon was recently acquired in a bankruptcy auction. Along with a few dozen houses in Nevada and Arizona.

The Cartoonshmartoon machine is being dusted off and oiled. And it's being filled with dog kibble. That's just something we do to make it run better.

All good things come to an end. But not Cartoonshmartoon!

Health Insurance - kicking a dead horse

2009-08-05T19:37:00.000-07:00

Health Care Insanity - Part 1

2009-07-22T00:06:00.001-07:00

Health Care 2

2009-07-22T00:05:00.003-07:00

Health Care Debate

2009-07-22T00:05:00.001-07:00

Tarzan

2008-12-01T16:57:00.000-08:00

it's all about that Rolling Stone article...

2008-10-07T15:54:00.001-07:00

Read the article here: Make-Believe Maverick by Tim Dickinson

Don't be angry

2008-09-27T20:19:00.000-07:00

economics

2008-09-21T11:18:00.000-07:00

This cartoon definitely puts me in geek-land. And thus relegates me to the tiniest percentage of readers that follow both what CERN has been up to AND the debt amount in the new Bush bailouts (or bail-ins?)

Borrowing is debt? well, i'll be...

2008-09-20T20:45:00.001-07:00

It's been awhile, I know, I get busy with PAYING work sometimes.!

2008-09-17T15:17:00.001-07:00

The currency conundrum

2008-06-25T22:08:00.000-07:00

From my new book, The History of Jerky

2008-06-10T09:31:00.001-07:00

people like odd things

2008-06-05T20:46:00.001-07:00

Some things never change

2008-06-04T01:24:00.000-07:00

Oregon Mud Farming

2008-06-01T21:34:00.000-07:00

Knows Too Much

2008-05-30T10:37:00.000-07:00

Almost 200 Posts...

2008-05-30T10:27:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Cartoonshmartoon. If you are a new reader, remember, every Tuesday you need to send a check for $3.23 to Cartoonshmartoon for cartoon processing fees.

It's been quiet lately and I am happy to report that Cartonnshmartoon had accepted an offer by media titan Fox Inc. to become part of their enterprise.
We had a nice lunch with a fellow named Rupert Murdoch. He only made me call him King Rupert twice.
He has a lot of money. Well, he was telling us about money and having a lot of it anyway. He toured our offices, saw the new Cartoonshmartoon Cartoon Creation and Duplication Machine we have engineered and decided he had to be part of this. We said, 'wait a minute! Cartoonshmartoon is known as THE online panel cartoon pleasure viewing spot on the internet. We won't come cheap.'
He said 'yes you will.'
And we did.
He bought up the company and immediately fired everyone and sent in some MySpace punks to run the cartoon machine.Guess what. Disaster. That's what.
After a month of getting nothing but Marmaduke and Wizard of Id's out of it, they finally called the staff back. And we have been at it ever since.
It's not really clear who owns the company now, Mr. Murdoch's check bounced anyway. I guess we will know when rent is due.
Happy Summer.

More Gnome Please

2008-05-28T13:35:00.000-07:00

The Hillary Situation

2008-05-22T10:28:00.000-07:00

Things that Need to Go Away

2008-05-19T15:11:00.000-07:00

The Utah Jazz
How many years do we need to see them use flops, hard fouls and 'gritty' play to have a NBA Basketball game last 6 hours because of free-throw shooting?

George Bush
Almost away. Do we really need to complain anymore?

Hillary Clinton
Back to New York with her. Please.

Political Analysts on TV
If people would stop asking them questions, would they shut-up?

Humidity
Don't really need it.

Self help Books
Self-Help books have self-helped us create the current world. Self-Help-Us-All.

Food items named 'Bits'
Like Ritz Bits, Cookie Bits, Swanson Dinner Bits, McDonalds Mystery Meat Bits...you get the idea.

Ad Agency's
If people working in them have any sense of decency they will imitate those heroic inmates from Nazi Germany who used their production jobs to hijack and destroy German weapons fabrication during WWII. At least mess with the system instead of just selling more crap to 11 year olds.

Neighbors who tell their kids it's OK to scream in the backyard.
I live in a city, as in, there are other people living close by. Come on here parents, work with me!

The Little Einsteins

2008-05-05T20:42:00.000-07:00

Introducing - Wordom. Featuring Pirates.

2008-04-15T16:03:00.000-07:00

Children love pirates. Their carefree attitudes, reckless pursuit of adventure, the drunken fights, stealing, breaking, cursing and dressing in whatever they can find.
I'm talking about the children.

A new series where people reflect on the, soon to be over, Bush Presidency

2008-04-10T20:15:00.000-07:00

cable yoga

2008-04-09T20:08:00.000-07:00

Professional Programmer Injuries

2008-04-09T09:27:00.000-07:00

Can't get away from it

2008-04-08T11:21:00.000-07:00

bacon prayers

2008-03-24T10:30:00.000-07:00

Pants Managers

2008-03-19T15:24:00.000-07:00

Keep on keepin-on

2008-02-20T20:49:00.000-08:00

Gadgets make the world...

2008-02-15T13:59:00.000-08:00

How Long Do You Want to Live Anyway?

2008-02-11T09:18:00.000-08:00

It's the end of the World...maybe...

2008-02-08T10:53:00.000-08:00

Microsoft keeps on buying

2008-02-04T21:57:00.000-08:00

Support My Troops

2008-02-03T21:58:00.000-08:00

Old Dogs

2008-01-31T19:54:00.000-08:00

underwear

2008-01-29T19:26:00.000-08:00

Thanks

2008-01-28T00:09:00.000-08:00

Cartoonshmartoon (The Largest Original Panel Cartoon Site that publishes occasionally on the Internet) has had some tough times lately. Certainly we appreciate all the emails of support and comments that have been left on the site.
One day last week we received several emails asking when more work will be posted. We also got emails about good prices on Rolex watches, How to Deal Craps and from a large number of people interested in selling us various pharmaceuticals. Thanks to all our devoted fans!
Without readers like you, where would we be? Probably working at Taco Bell.
Now for the bad news.
We hired an intern last month as we set up in the new building. Accounting pointed out interns work for free, and we don't have to pay taxes on them so it's a win, win, and win. And another win.
So Jan started working about 3 weeks ago.
She answered phones, directed calls and helped clean up the new offices. Thanks Jan!
But then she said she and her husband were invited to be the guest of El Cartoon Gigante, for two weeks. They were paying to fly her down to a 'ranch' in Mexico. And she needed the time off of work.
After only 3 weeks on the job!
Well, Marv (he's a Libertarian don't you know, also home-schooled his kids and won't use fluoride) can't believe this lack of work ethic.
Me, well, I know that El Cartoon Gigante is most likely interested in getting the inside scoop about how we run our business.
With the new North American Cartoon Free Trade Agreement, Mexican Cartoons can be imported into this country cheaper than ever. Truckloads of cartoons are coming up as I write this. And back at the 'Ranch' (El Cartoon Gigante headquarters no doubt) they will be getting a first class education about how we Yankees are running our cartoon operations.
Thanks Jan! And Jan's husband, for turning your back on your country and our cartooning traditions.
Needless to say, Jan is not invited back to intern here. We can get free labor any number of places, and as we ramp up outsourcing our cartoon reproduction/duplication and enumeration departments overseas, we have less need of an intern.

(Hell, we'll have less need of about 75% of the staff here, but don't tell them!)

So enjoy the sun and the sand and the cartoons about Mariachi bands Jan. And remember, you signed a contract when you started here. You can't talk about any...
I was just told she never signed that contract, that HR didn't get her the paperwork yet. Great.
Jan, when you get back, would you stop by and fill out some papers? And you know, if you want that intern job back, it's still here.

Important People

2008-01-27T23:24:00.000-08:00

Money, money, money

2008-01-24T20:55:00.000-08:00

Yard Gnomes

2008-01-24T01:25:00.000-08:00

Failing Businesses

2008-01-20T21:48:00.000-08:00

Dr. Phil

2008-01-18T13:25:00.000-08:00

Celebrity Endorsements

2008-01-15T23:09:00.000-08:00

January in Oregon

2008-01-13T22:47:00.000-08:00

Lunch

2008-01-10T22:49:00.000-08:00

The funniest cartoon is one you can't see

2008-01-10T22:22:00.000-08:00

You regular readers of Cartoonshmartoon (mainly people in prison I think) know we had a set-back in January when killer bees forced us to evacuate our office and our cartoon machine was destroyed. Well, we found a new space.

It was in a mini-mall just off the 30, in Portland. True it had a bit of graphitti (that's the proper British spelling of graffiti) sprayed on the walls, and the ceiling was in bad shape, as in leaking, but it would do. Dorthy, Doris, Rengold, Marv, Roberto and I moved a few boxes over from the old office, once the police let us in, got the phones working and started working.

As I mentioned the cartoon machine was broken so we have been getting cartoons in from our remote offices.

We expect a new cartoon machine in any day now, and to be honest we are really scrapping the bottom with the farm-league cartoon team here. I got one today that was just a weird scribble of a man, maybe, and another thing, or man, was standing next to him. And below it just said "Hit me."

I can't print drivel like that! What do you think this is, some backwoods cartoon company in Idaho? The New Yorker? Horrible cartoon. The worst part is, Marv and Doris made copies of it, and hung it in their cubes (which are really just old crates from the car-paint manufacturer who used to be in this building, and yes, we are all feeling a bit dizzy now that I mention this) as if to taunt me. I asked them if they liked it, and they said, "It's the best cartoon we have ever produced."

"As good as Garfield?" I asked sarcastically. (ED NOTE: I said is obviously sarcastically!) And Marv sneered at me and said, "Jim Davis is a nice man. I worked for him for 12 years. Very nice. Nicer then some bosses I have had." And he looked right at me.

And I was like, "Really? So nice he let you go so he could afford to buy another child from Indonesia to carry his golf clubs?" And Marv turned red. He began to cry. I realized I had hit too close to home, literally. For Marv was a child from Indonesia when he first started working for Jim Davis. And I guessed, had carried the mans golf clubs around.

So I pulled Marv tight for a hug, and he kneed me in my privates.

And I pay his frickin' medical insurance each month! (well not really - I don't provide medical insurance to my employees, but I give them one hell of a summer picnic each March).

Anyway, long story short, that cartoon sucked and I promise my readers quality cartoons. The Cartoonshmartoon company song says it best, "We will not rest, we provide only the best, cartoons in black and white and grey. The colors of the people from all around the world laughing till they get sick."

The song kid of sucks. But it's paid for. What can you do?

Reminder

2008-01-09T19:13:00.000-08:00

All of Cartoonshmartoon postings are available at this Picassa Google site. When you visit I get 30 Google dollars deposited in my account...No, that's not true. I get nothing. But Google has to pay for the bandwidth!

http://picasaweb.google.com/mark.fearing/Cartoonshmartoon

Pumpkin Head

2008-01-09T19:10:00.000-08:00

Clowns

2008-01-08T22:19:00.000-08:00

Mans Best Friend...or not

2008-01-07T01:35:00.000-08:00

Where are the cartoons?

2008-01-04T15:49:00.000-08:00

The Cartoonshmartoon offices are back buzzing with excitement after the Holidays.

And I literally mean buzzing. While everyone was away a large hive of killer bees got into the office and built a massive nest. They must have come from next door in the strip mall which is a small BioTech firm that is developing drugs based on organic bee chemicals. Or they hitched a ride on that giant fruit basket we got from our friends in the Latin American Cartoonshmartoon office, 'El Cartoonshmartoon'

Needless to say when Marty, the morning janitor, opened the door on January 2nd, he was immediately covered by killer-bees. They took him hostage, had him call 911 and made several demands.

1 - Safe transport for all their children to a warmer climate. While Portland is mild, we are facing the 6 months of rain and sleet that made us famous.
2 - A visit to the Lewis and Clark Fort out by the coast. (Yes bees are interested in American history too)
3- 2 million little stocking caps for them while they stay in Oregon.

It all worked out. Mainly. The Police stormed the building,the bees lost the fire fight but they did carry out their threat and started biting Marty, who turned bright red and swelled so large he filled the entire conference room, and it was chaos.

When it was all over several SWAT Team members were badly bitten, Marty had expired and the offices were a mess. The bees, or the SWAT guys, broke our $600,000 Cartoon machine. A new one is on order, but it will take weeks to get here. And it looks like we will be moving to a new location. Our offices were mostly destroyed and the staff has decided they can't work here anymore, not with that horrible image of Marty filling that conference room and having to be pulled out by a tractor and him breaking apart mid-way. Not to mention what it would cost us to have the carpet cleaned.

We are getting a few cartoons in from satellite offices right now, and we will post them soon. So sit tight, watch out for killer bees, and say a little something nice to the guy who cleans your trash containers.

RIP
Marty 'Mart' Martinson
1961 - 2008
He died trying to take the trash out. He died after being bitten over 134,000 times by killer bees. He died with a smile on his enormous, swollen face. Always ready to ask "Hey, is this trash or for recycling?" And in a cartoon office, there is always a lot of recycling. Marty, I'll miss talking with you each morning, how you ask if I had ever "ate venison", if I thought we'd ever eat domesticated dogs in this country. You had a unique POV on the world. And you often said, "If the world was a glass, I'd want to see it as half-full, or even more-full. Especially if it had beer in it. Then I'd like it a lot more. But the world isn't a beer glass filled with beer." No it isn't my dear friend. You died swatting bees. Not such a bad way to go really. Here's to you Marty!

Merry Christmas from Cartoonshmartoon

2007-12-21T11:38:00.000-08:00

Monkey on your back?

2007-12-19T09:22:00.001-08:00

Huckabee's Happy Hetro Christmas Special!

2007-12-17T20:38:00.000-08:00

Stampsters

2007-12-16T20:01:00.000-08:00

Mud Baron - Part 1

2007-12-12T20:28:00.001-08:00

Rupert Murdoch

2007-12-12T00:20:00.001-08:00

Cartoonshmartoon has been the target of several hostile takeover bids through the years. Most recently we were pursued by Oil Can Henrys. They offered better paying jobs to all the staff and promised we'd only have to haul oil barrels out once a week. But we here at Cartoonshmartoon have ethics! Selling our journalistic soul is worth more then a monthly paycheck and a full-time job changing peoples oil. Or not.
But those poor schmucks over at The Wall Street journal.
Rupert Murdoch picked up their little paper in some kind of sale a few months ago. And we ALL know what a sense of journalistic integrity he brings based on his lifetime devoted to the accumulation of wealth, money, gold and young Asian girls. And, oh yeah, truth and facts.
Granted at times he is a bit more Circus than Bread...OK. A lot more Circus. Almost all Circus. He does have a big-red nose that honks (so I have been told).
The New York Times has a story about The Rupe's takeover. He's changing things and installing 'his people'. Australians? Old white men? Blood relatives? Shriveled he-devils who worship at the hemline of power and the merciless acquisition of wealth? All of the above?
Some news from the article:
1 - NASCAR news will always lead the news day. And a new fried-food recipe each week across the top banner.
2- It will be renamed "The Paper". Easy to remember. No mention of Wall Street. The working people of this country don't need to be reminded of how much money people can make from money instead of working.
3- Each Friday a two page spread of Roger Ailes wearing a slinky evening gown.
4- No more bleeding-heart editorials. No more constant coverage of those oppressed or abused by the system. No more giving voice to those in our population who don't have access to the media. Really.
5- Garfield will be the first comic strip in the Journal. Who doesn't like cats?
6- Remember, if it is good for very wealthy, multi-national owners, it is obviously good for everyone!
7- The Paper will immediately start covering the Natalee Holloway case, assigning 27 reporters.
8- Following in the footsteps of the very popular Fox 'News' Network, The Paper will offer up opinions of those with no voice in mass media. Wealthy white men, CEO's and owners of large corporations, military leaders, arms manufacturers, guy's named Pete with the nickname 'Necky'.
9- An entire page featuring a full-color photo of George Bush giving his famous "Mission Accomplished" speech and a page listing all the American dead in the Iraq war, and a large booklet listing all the Iraqi dead in the Iraq war. Or maybe not...

If only all our nations media outlets could be owned by The Rupe. What? That bill is making its way through congress? oh...

The Worst kind of Storm

2007-12-12T00:07:00.000-08:00

mutts and mixes

2007-12-09T11:00:00.000-08:00

dreams that stick with you

2007-12-04T20:29:00.000-08:00

cartoonshmartoon

2007-12-02T16:57:00.001-08:00

Happy Monday. Sure wish I could have some lasagna.

I am the bearer of bad news. Cartoonshmartoon will be running lite this holiday season. Several members of the company are out sick. Oddly enough the only place they can find a cure is Florida. To be precise, Disney World. I had no idea the health care they offered at that so called theme park. Because of this and the fact I have no time lately, expect 80% fewer postings here. 80% less free cartoons. But you can always log in, click on a subject on the right column and see an older cartoon that you may have missed.
Or enjoy it all over again. Really, you can even pretend and make up a new punchlines. I do it all the time.
I have to go, we got over 40 feet of snow up here in the Cascade mountains where I live. The roof is covered and I haven't seen the dogs in two days.
I'm gonna have to throw a pack on and head to town to get a few cans of beans and some cornflakes. Winter. The cold, the snow, the...cold. Happy Holidays.
For your fix of me you can check out my illustration blog to see what else is happening.

>-Mark Fearing

Insulting Bigfoot

2007-11-29T19:14:00.001-08:00

hunchbacks

2007-11-28T20:26:00.000-08:00

Toddlers feel insulted

2007-11-27T12:55:00.001-08:00

Online archives

2007-11-26T20:21:00.000-08:00

I recently discovered that Google has been keeping a fine collection of all my work at Picassa. Here's a page with every cartoon run here on Cartoonshmartoon. Each time someone visits this page I guess we get six bucks from Google.
O.K, I've been told that's not true. We PAY Google six bucks each time a visit happens.
No?
So, is six bucks even involved?
Oh man...
All the Cartoonshmartoons ever drawn. It's overwhelming.

http://picasaweb.google.com/mark.fearing/Cartoonshmartoon

Thanksgiving

2007-11-26T20:11:00.000-08:00

Quick posting here. First off, my attorney asks me to remind all my favorite readers that the subhead of the blog is "Almost daily cartoons". I love drawing cartoons, but I also love paying my mortgage. Well, actually, I don't really love that...but I signed my name in blood, so I gotta pay. And sometimes real-work steps in the way.

Now, I write this from a prison after staying in the tiny republic of Togo. I was visiting my father as he has spent the last 9 years excavating the worlds largest imaginary dinosaur. And he is almost done. He's going to name it "Imagasauraus" or "Monsteradon" I voted for the later. Anyway on my way through U.S customs I got caught with a few 'things' in my luggage. So I am spending two nights in a jail cell out here in the middle of nowhere. I think it's New Jersey.
The good part is, I have plenty of time to pen new cartoons and send them off to the Cartoonshmartoon main office to be fact checked, patented, copywrit, digitally scanned onto microfilm (not sure why Doris in the manuscripts department makes us do it, but she is good with those tiny cameras) then focus tested and matched against sample clip art pulled from the art department. So new cartoons should appear soon.
My lawyer also reminds me to remind you all, it's best to declare exactly what you are bringing back into the country and have your passport properly stamped. I had no idea it was illegal to bring a Chevy into this country in your suitcase. It was a BIG suitcase.

And we are out

2007-11-20T14:20:00.000-08:00

The Cartoonshmartoon office is closed until after I get back from seeing my family overseas. It's a busy time of year to travel, but I love people, and I love traveling with people even more. I really like airports and security guards. Have I mentioned that? The more I am personally searched, the safer I am from myself. I just hope my papers are in order!
Happy Thanksgiving. Turn off the light on your way out.

Happy Holidays and all that

2007-11-20T14:14:00.000-08:00

future moguls

2007-11-19T07:23:00.000-08:00

Friday Again

2007-11-16T11:42:00.000-08:00

The end of the week. And I was the only one in the office today. Turns out HR got the Thanksgiving vacation dates wrong, and everyone took today off and next Monday and Tuesday are scheduled for vacation days. Now I tried to call Marv Bellistic, the head of HR, but he's not answering his cellphone, but isn't Thanksgiving always on a Thursday!? Why in the world would he...sometimes I think Marv just wants Cartoonshmartoon to fail. That he is working against me. And this behavior after I hired him even though he did 20 years hard time, working for the Republican National Committee. Who else would hire him? Granted he did get an offer to be Ambassador to Spokane WA. from George Bush, but it was soon explained that Spokane was not a country the US needed to send Ambassadors to. It was a city IN the USA. At that point Bush also called off the invasion of Spokane. Now he is eyeing Sacramento CA.

Marv, if you are reading this, call. We also have to talk about the 8 days of for Christmas, in January.

Always more boxes of something...

2007-11-16T11:41:00.000-08:00

Benjamin Franklin's Dog

2007-11-14T20:57:00.000-08:00

Rewards are rewarding

2007-11-13T22:05:00.001-08:00

The truth about kids

2007-11-12T21:52:00.000-08:00

Fork over the bucks

2007-11-12T10:38:00.000-08:00

The Writers Strike

2007-11-09T13:13:00.000-08:00

The strike will not effect...or is it affect...Cartoonshmartoon. I want all my fine readers to rest assured that the material that shows up in these cartoons is 100% writer free. Well, WGA writer free. But really, what is the process here at Cartoonshmartoon? Well, each morning my 1 year old daughter says something, I quickly write it down, transcribing the baby talk, and it turns into a cartoon. Then I log into Clip-Art Dot Com and grab a funny picture and paste it into place. It's that easy. So keep looking forward to next week, when new cartoons will rain down like...rain.

-Mark

End of the week

2007-11-08T22:36:00.000-08:00

The Cartoonshmartoon main office is a-buzz with excitement for Casual Friday.It's a day where our national sales team does not have to wear their regular uniform, that would be a tight fitting Members-Only navy blue Jacket, white pants and loafers with the tassels turned up. And yes, that means no shirt under that jacket. But on Friday they can relax, wear shorts, a t-shirt (as long as it contains no inappropriate language or graphics) and flip-flops, which are the official shoe of the Mall of America. The accounting department has fought against Casual Friday for as long as I can remember. And I finally relented. I don't like fights, and yelling and angry fists being shoved in my face or finding a death threat written on the inside of my eyelids when I awake from my mid-morning creativity-boosting nap (and you KNOW who I am talking about Roberto!). So Accounting can wear what they usually wear. That is, long tailed coats, a stove pipe hat and body paint. Don't ask me...I just run the place.

Fish on Friday

2007-11-08T22:30:00.001-08:00

Regional Sales Managers are cool

2007-11-08T12:52:00.001-08:00

WGA write strike

2007-11-07T12:00:00.000-08:00

pirate privates

2007-11-06T09:13:00.000-08:00

name game

2007-11-05T09:07:00.000-08:00

Secret

2007-11-02T09:06:00.001-07:00

progress for the human reace?

2007-11-01T12:04:00.000-07:00

History fresh from imaginary textbooks!

2007-10-31T11:17:00.000-07:00

txttoon

2007-10-30T09:11:00.000-07:00

America's top CPA models

2007-10-29T09:41:00.000-07:00

Matt Drudge is the man with the hat

2007-10-23T20:31:00.000-07:00

It's the end of the world, as he knows it

2007-10-23T20:29:00.001-07:00

Introducing I KNOW THE FUTURE NOW

2007-10-23T20:25:00.000-07:00

New Cartoons!

2007-10-23T20:20:00.001-07:00

Many times in my life I have predicted the future. Down to the smallest details - I saw what was going to happen. It is time for me to share this gift with more of the world then just my Wednesday night Chess Club and Friday morning power-walking friends at the mall. Starting today, well tomorrow (see I know what will be going up tomorrow, today) I will unveil a new feature at Cartoonshmartoon. I KNOW THE FUTURE NOW will showcase my amazing abilities. Read it here on a Tuesday and perhaps on a Wednesday not too far in the future, it will come to pass. Or not. You be the judge! Or not.

-Mark

Junk food wars

2007-10-23T09:46:00.000-07:00

donuts of death

2007-10-22T09:10:00.000-07:00

What's the problem?

2007-10-17T10:29:00.000-07:00

Well, it does say ALMOST daily panel cartoons...and sometimes the almost part gets the better of me. I've been a bit too busy to finish up cartoons, but I hope to get back to posting a few days a week.

Next up a Strange But True that examines the history of condiments.

-M

condiments, the ugly truth

2007-10-17T10:27:00.000-07:00

upload?

foods in the pacific northwest

2007-10-08T11:04:00.001-07:00

Inspired by thoughts on Austrian cuisine from the very talented, Mr. Dan Krall. His blog here:

Friday and it's all trees

2007-09-29T16:39:00.000-07:00

Thursday

2007-09-29T16:38:00.000-07:00

Wednesday is fashion day!

2007-09-29T16:37:00.000-07:00